Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...