Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...