True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah