Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...