Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...