In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...