yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...