Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Thoughts from work
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Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Computers are female
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How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...