yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...