Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...