Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...