True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...