A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Compare the genders
|Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...