Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...