Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...