Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...