Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...