Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!