The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...