Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...