What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...