Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.