The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...