Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...