Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...