Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...