Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o