A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...