Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!