Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.