Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...