Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...