Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.