Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...