Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...