Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...