Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...