Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...