And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...