Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...