Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...