Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.