man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...