LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!