Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...