THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...