To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...