Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...