A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...