Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!